CSI: Jim Carrey was posted on January 17th, 2011 at 10.23pm and is filed under Uncategorized. This entry has 25 comments. You can follow any responses through the RSS 2.0 Feed.
-Horatio, the 6 most popular women on the web are all dead!
-Well I guess Justin Bieber…
*puts on the shades*
-…has just made his way to the top.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHH
“The victim was found with the midget’s pubes in her mouth”
“Well it looks like things have gotten…”
*puts on shades”
“A Little Harry”
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Cop: “Eyewitnesses claim they saw a black man walking on water”
Horatio: “Well, all I can say to that is…”
*puts on sunglasses*
Horatio: “Holy shit”
YEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Cop:”Horatio, the blind girl was raped before she was murdered.”
Horatio:”Well I guess you could say….”
*Puts on glases*
Horatio:”She never saw it coming”
“YEEEEEAAAAHHHHHH!!”
Cop: “We found him dead on the roof.”
Horatio: “Well I guess you coulday the murder was…
*puts on glasses*
Horatio: “…on the house.”
“YEEEAAAHHHHHHHH!!”
January 17th, 2011 at 10:42 pm
LMFAO
January 17th, 2011 at 11:16 pm
-Horatio, the 6 most popular women on the web are all dead!
-Well I guess Justin Bieber…
*puts on the shades*
-…has just made his way to the top.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHH
January 18th, 2011 at 12:06 am
Happy Biiirthday Jim, u are 49 now, so old but so funny
January 18th, 2011 at 12:46 am
happy birthday
January 18th, 2011 at 12:57 am
Random guy: “Hey Jim, did you hear about the UPS worker whose body was found crushed under a huge box of Ace Ventura DVDs?”
Jim: “Well I guess the load was too heavy for him…”
*cue sunglasses*
“to Carrey”
YEEEAAAHHHHHH!!!!
January 18th, 2011 at 1:19 am
HAPPY BDAY JIM YOU’RE SOOO FUNUNY
January 18th, 2011 at 1:32 am
happy birthday jimy
January 18th, 2011 at 1:34 am
“The victim was found with the midget’s pubes in her mouth”
“Well it looks like things have gotten…”
*puts on shades”
“A Little Harry”
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
January 18th, 2011 at 1:47 am
Happy Birthday Jim!!!
January 18th, 2011 at 2:42 am
happy 49th birthday jim carrey!!
January 18th, 2011 at 2:48 am
@RaifukuMaru No…
January 18th, 2011 at 3:36 am
Cop: “Eyewitnesses claim they saw a black man walking on water”
Horatio: “Well, all I can say to that is…”
*puts on sunglasses*
Horatio: “Holy shit”
YEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
January 18th, 2011 at 3:40 am
LMAO
January 18th, 2011 at 4:33 am
That was funny
I love Jim Carrey.
January 18th, 2011 at 5:10 am
I wish Jim the best of luck in curing his mint addiction. If he continues like this, he will become just like Steve Howe: a Peking duck.
January 18th, 2011 at 5:35 am
i used to love jimmy but i can never look to him like i did before after i saw his gay sex scene…
January 18th, 2011 at 6:35 am
“We found the man’s body with semen in his eye.”
“well I guess he….”
*Puts on glasses*
“Saw that one cumming.”
“YEEEEEAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!”
January 18th, 2011 at 7:22 am
@ToHeavenGo – Yes and Oprah wouldn’t be fat if forks didn’t exist.
January 18th, 2011 at 8:07 am
Cop:”Horatio, the blind girl was raped before she was murdered.”
Horatio:”Well I guess you could say….”
*Puts on glases*
Horatio:”She never saw it coming”
“YEEEEEAAAAHHHHHH!!”
January 18th, 2011 at 8:57 am
Cop: “We found him dead on the roof.”
Horatio: “Well I guess you coulday the murder was…
*puts on glasses*
Horatio: “…on the house.”
“YEEEAAAHHHHHHHH!!”
January 18th, 2011 at 9:31 am
wow he had long hair. i forgot about that
January 18th, 2011 at 10:27 am
love!!
January 18th, 2011 at 10:46 am
Cop: “We found this dead midget laying next to this dead prostitute.”
Horatio: “Well I guess their fun time was”
*Puts on glasses*
Horatio: “Short lived”
“YEEEAAAHHHHHHH!!”
January 18th, 2011 at 11:06 am
Cop: “We found this man in the camp site next a large fire.”
Horatio: “Well I guess he had smoke..”
*Puts on glasses*
Horatio: “But no cigar”
“YEEEAAAHHHHHHH!!”
January 18th, 2011 at 11:56 am
lol i love jim carrey but really what is up with that hair!? hahha