Horses – the motorcycle of beasts.
Horses will not eat you! They may steal your salad though! East and west saddles differ like Lay-Z-boys and don’t make out with a horse before you give it a mint.
Category: Uncategorized | Tags: beasts., horses, motorcycle 25 comments »
September 5th, 2010 at 9:10 am
“Snappy, leathery, lays eggs from time to time… remind YOU of anyone?”
-why, no Craig, it doesn’t.- =)
September 5th, 2010 at 9:43 am
who should it remind me of?? :S
September 5th, 2010 at 10:22 am
remind you of anyone??
September 5th, 2010 at 10:27 am
To be fair, gators aren’t lizards.
September 5th, 2010 at 11:26 am
That’s why you can always spot an english horseman from an american one.
September 5th, 2010 at 11:41 am
Ditto. Thought the bit about the lazyboy saddle was good.
September 5th, 2010 at 12:15 pm
Absolutely nailed that one! lol
September 5th, 2010 at 12:33 pm
haha! i love this show
September 5th, 2010 at 12:59 pm
If you lock any creature in a room with no food and just a corpse, when their hunger reaches a certain level, that corpse will start look like its favorite food, that is just nature.
September 5th, 2010 at 1:40 pm
“LOOOK, IM INTERESTING!”
LMAO!
September 5th, 2010 at 2:31 pm
lmao. i ride horses, and this makes me laugh so muchhh.:)
September 5th, 2010 at 2:44 pm
lol. His ‘horse’ voice sounds a lot like Scooby Doo. =)
September 5th, 2010 at 2:59 pm
“Remind you of anyone?”
September 5th, 2010 at 3:19 pm
the thing about the shrub is totally true. happens to me all the time.
September 5th, 2010 at 4:15 pm
SHRUB!!! OHH NO!! SHRUB!!!! got a Mintt??
September 5th, 2010 at 5:02 pm
the thing about cats is totally true…they will eat you if you die
September 5th, 2010 at 5:30 pm
HORSES BACK IN ENGLAND: Didn’t someone even MARRY a horse?
And when that man becomes King, the horse then becomes EQUINE CONSORT.
September 5th, 2010 at 5:51 pm
“im just shoes”
September 5th, 2010 at 6:10 pm
my dad’s aunt from mexico had a pet alligator. lmao!!
September 5th, 2010 at 6:53 pm
His DVD is out or out soon, ‘A Wee Bit of Revolution’ – and his show is great!
September 5th, 2010 at 7:27 pm
“Remind you of anyone…?”
I Love when he say that.
September 5th, 2010 at 8:04 pm
You know what? Craig Ferguson is awesome, I grant you, but I think he actually stole that particular bit from Stephen Fry.
September 5th, 2010 at 8:11 pm
craig is a genius. and his heart is in the right place as well. when he gets serious he really shines.
my cats won’t eat anything not made by purina. raw meat?? eew!! that’s not crunchies.
September 5th, 2010 at 8:50 pm
Does anyone know which clip is it where Craig makes fun of the dance called the krump? The one where he said…”who’s been krumping in here??” well…if anyone does, let me know…i wanna find that again!…
September 5th, 2010 at 9:23 pm
Craig is without a doubt my favorite comedian. He writes his own material and his improv is amazing. He can build on his slipups and make THEM funny as well. Letterman for example is done. Has people write his stuff, and put it on big signs for him to read as well. Anyone who knows if Craig has standup shows on dvd?